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> I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
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> I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
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> I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .
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> God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
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> He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
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> He saw me in dark, he created light .
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> He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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> Twinkle Twinkle little star
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> You should know what you are
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> And once you know what you are
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> Mental hospital is not so far.
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> TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
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> STUDENTS== Daddy cat, Mummy cat and two kittens !
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> Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not
> working.
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> The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
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> Why does history keep repeating it self?
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> Because we weren't listening the first time !
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> A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning
> house...
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> still he was in jail.......why?
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> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
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> An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
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> A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls,
> seeing this
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> that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"
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> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
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> violin after the operation?"
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> "yes of course...."
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> "Great ! i never could before"
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> The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and
> flowers too.
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> If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain
> on you?
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> Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys
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> like u should be kept in zoo.
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> Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
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> not in cage but laughing at you.
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> When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
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> free u from darkness and if after you pray and you are
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> still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
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> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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Total messages : 2
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tvijayaraj 
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 subject : First 3
First three are very nice. comparing others. Made me smile for while. Keep it up. |
 
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yogiiniitb
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subject : joke
hi dude nice 1 yar keep it up |
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