|sardar and santa
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sardarji:-operation karte waqt patient ko behosh kuyn kate hai
2nd person:- woh isliye ki patient operation na seekh le
sardji ek library main ek ghante se book padne ke baad bole
"sala itne sare charachters hain lekin story to kuch hain hi nahi
labrarian::- sardarji woh telephone directory hai
English teacher :-:One cute girl is walking on the road"
change this into an exclamatory sentence
Student :- "oh fuck, what a babe!"
interviewer: what is ur qualification?
santa:-Sir,iam simply Ph.D
interviewer:- what do you mean by Ph.D?
santa:- (smilingly) passed higher secondary with difficulty.
Tutor:- write your fathers name in English.
Santa wrote BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR tutor saw and asked are you joking
Santa :- no sir his name is SUNDERLAL CHADDA.
Lecturer :- can u define the meaning of "LECTURER"
Santa :-"Lecturer" is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when some one is sleeping.
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Sardars are the best jokers of themeselves....
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good jokes !! keep posting.
janhta hai bhai! achha likho and shabash leh loah.