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sardarji:-operation karte waqt patient ko behosh kuyn kate hai
2nd person:- woh isliye ki patient operation na seekh le
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sardji ek library main ek ghante se book padne ke baad bole
"sala itne sare charachters hain lekin story to kuch hain hi nahi
labrarian::- sardarji woh telephone directory hai
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English teacher :-:One cute girl is walking on the road"
change this into an exclamatory sentence
Student :- "oh fuck, what a babe!"
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interviewer: what is ur qualification?
santa:-Sir,iam simply Ph.D
interviewer:- what do you mean by Ph.D?
santa:- (smilingly) passed higher secondary with difficulty.
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Tutor:- write your fathers name in English.
Santa wrote BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR tutor saw and asked are you joking
Santa :- no sir his name is SUNDERLAL CHADDA.
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Lecturer :- can u define the meaning of "LECTURER"
Santa :-"Lecturer" is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when some one is sleeping.
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donpramod 
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 subject : Excellent
Sardars are the best jokers of themeselves.... |
Excellent
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narkal47
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subject : sardar and santa
good jokes !! keep posting.
janhta hai bhai! achha likho and shabash leh loah. |
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