Desi Jokes Post Yours FREE 197 Results : << Prev   1 2 3 4 5 6 7   Next >> I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water???????     A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out. ... [submitted on 11th Sep 2006 by aslambhai ] 1 TWO NERDS FROM BANGALORE     Two software engineers were chatting in a Bangalore pub. “Guess what, pal,” says the first software guy, “yesterday, I bumped into an absolutely stunning blonde girl at the department store.” “So wha ... [submitted on 9th Sep 2006 by rajamag ] 2 WHY THANK YOU DEAR     Why Thank You Dear =================== Bob was sitting at the table one morning, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a f ... [submitted on 25th Aug 2006 by agrasen ] 1 Sharabi Pathi     Subah Sabera Suraj Ke Raushani Ke Sath Usska Pathi Ghar Aaya.. Pathni : Kyun Aakhir Kar Aapne Ghar Hi Mila Na Aane Ke Liye, Raat Bhar Kidhar Pate Hue The Sharab Pi Kar Bolo?? Pathi : Tumko Galati H ... [submitted on 18th Aug 2006 by indianbabu ] 1 Ek Shikari Ka Kissa     Ek Dil Ek Shikari Apne Dost Se Mila Tho Uska Dost Kaha Dost : Dost Tumhara Dono Pair Kaise Kat Gaye. Shikari : Kya Bathawon Ek Roz Main Jab Shikar Karne Gaya Tho Mujhe Raste Main Bada Gadda Dikha ... [submitted on 18th Aug 2006 by indianbabu ] 1 For Man & Wife     Man : hey dear Mr.David our nabour when he bring new thing, u request for that thing to me. I bought u every new thing what he brought. I bought for u 29" color TV when he bought. Now What should I do ... [submitted on 18th Aug 2006 by indianbabu ] 1 jokes     TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* ... [submitted on 16th Aug 2006 by arshi ] 3 sardar and santa     sardarji:-operation karte waqt patient ko behosh kuyn kate hai 2nd person:- woh isliye ki patient operation na seekh le ============================================================ sardji ek libr ... [submitted on 6th Aug 2006 by rafid ] 3 Smart boy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!     Teacher asked her student,"Boy. what is your problem?" >>Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the ... [submitted on 22nd Jul 2006 by aslambhai ] 2 Sardar & English     A sardar Learning english introduces his family in a party: hi! i am sardar this is my sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney....... ... [submitted on 15th Jul 2006 by prataprisp ] 1 Jatt Bol Paya     Purane vele di gal hai, Kehnde ne, muh jat da band si, na bul si na dand si, jatt di bhakti to prasan mata parvati shiv ji nu boli, Swami!! Jat t bhagat da vi uddhar kar deyo, Shiv j ... [submitted on 14th Jul 2006 by prataprisp ] 1 Sardaji     10 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resq rope, PILOT: One must leave bcos of overload. GIRL: I'LL sacrifice. All sardars started clapping.... ... [submitted on 5th Jul 2006 by simplyman ] 1 ESSAY ON COW BY A BIHARI IAS CANDIDATE, WHO PASSED     Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" (PLS GO THROUGH THIS!!) You'll forget English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations. ... [submitted on 29th Jun 2006 by agrasen ] 6 TEN DESI JOKES     > I wrote your name on sand it got washed. > > I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then > > I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack . > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ... [submitted on 27th Jun 2006 by agrasen ] 3 Special Ring!!!!!!!     An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler that he was looking for a special ring for his girlfr ... [submitted on 17th Jun 2006 by aslambhai ] 1 modified newtons laws     universal law: love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. first law: a boy in love with a gi ... [submitted on 9th Jun 2006 by anupdhiraj ] 4 American history...     Here is a funny joke about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grad ... [submitted on 7th Jun 2006 by aslambhai ] 1 Heroine saved 1600 lives 4 times a day!!!!!!!!     ********************************************************** A Diary Entry of a True Heroine who saved 1600 lives.... Four times in a single day. Read till end. **************************** ... [submitted on 6th Jun 2006 by aslambhai ] 1 How ShareMarket Works?????       "Once upon a time in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs. 10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys went out in the f ... [submitted on 3rd Jun 2006 by aslambhai ] 2 chak de fatte!!!     once a sardaar ji made a peg of whisky, called his wife and told: aye le pi! wife: chhi kitti kadwi hai! sardaar ji: dekha! aur tu sochti thi ki main ise roz pikar bade aish karta hoon! ... [submitted on 1st Jun 2006 by anupdhiraj ] 1 Two lessons for medical students...     First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The pr ... [submitted on 30th May 2006 by aslambhai ] 1 I am lost , need directions!!!!!!!!!     A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The n ... [submitted on 20th May 2006 by aslambhai ] 1 OUR PM     EK THA SARDAR, PADA THA BEEKAR, BAAP THA LAACHAR, MAA KO AYA VICHAR, KHILAYA ACHHAR, HO GAYA BEDA PAAR, AAJ SARDAR CHALATA HAIB BHARAT KI SARKAR... ... [submitted on 8th May 2006 by apurv ] 1 enjoy this...     what did the male dog say 2 female dog in the kool nite witj bright moon lite.............?? BOW BOW BOW what else can a dog say??? ... [submitted on 4th May 2006 by apurv ] 1 How to cross the river...?????     Three women wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one woman knelt down on her knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and strength to cross the river." suddenly the woma ... [submitted on 29th Apr 2006 by aslambhai ] 1 Problem with whom??????     A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The ... [submitted on 29th Apr 2006 by aslambhai ] 1 AMRICAN DESI JOKES     Consider These Thoughts (1) Zero Gravity When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, N ... [submitted on 21st Apr 2006 by agrasen ] 1 DESI JOKE     MUSKARAIYE Nav Dampati se photographer ne kahaa; Muskaraiye - taaki aapko yaad rahe, aap kabhi muskarate bhi the ... [submitted on 19th Apr 2006 by agrasen ] 1 A joke     Wife: You know we have been married 38 years. Man: Sorry, dear, but I can't remember that far back. ... [submitted on 19th Apr 2006 by agrasen ] 1 Poor guy!!!!!!!!     A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, w ... 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