Desi Jokes Post Yours FREE 197 Results : << Prev   1 2 3 4 5 6 7   Next >> TRUE MOTHER IN LAW:     print this page close window Joke True Mother-in-Law Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer ... [submitted on 24th Oct 2007 by agrasen ] 1 Naughty Jokes     Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl? Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have nipples they have a pole and we have a hole.. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ... [submitted on 24th Oct 2007 by ssumit ] 3 Yes Boss - Jolly Uncle     A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then t ... [submitted on 4th Oct 2007 by jollyuncle ] 2 Naughty Joke - Jolly Uncle     Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed." The second kid replies,"Yeah? ... [submitted on 24th Sep 2007 by jollyuncle ] 3 Naughty SMS - Jolly Uncle     No call.. No sms.. No letter.. No khabar.. No miss call.. Zoo walon ne phir se pakad liya kya??? ... [submitted on 24th Sep 2007 by jollyuncle ] 2 Funny Rikshaw lines     # Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena - Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena # Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala # Mera bharat Mahan (Lekin Janta Pareshan) # Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Rah ... [submitted on 12th Sep 2007 by ssumit ] 1 THE FAITH HEALER     Taking Faith Healing Too Far A faith healer asked Moshe how his family was getting along. "They're all fine," Moshe said, "Except my uncle. He's very sick." "Your uncle is not sick," the faith h ... [submitted on 30th Aug 2007 by agrasen ] 2 Just Laugh     Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color? Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion...... .. ========= ========= ========= ====== ... [submitted on 30th Aug 2007 by ssumit ] 2 Desi Jokes     In the hospital, a patient"s relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I am afraid I am the bearer of ba ... [submitted on 24th Aug 2007 by yashvant23 ] 2 There were two Sardarjis ..     There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya as bombers. They had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building. So they were going on their destination in a car. On their way Bantya asked S ... [submitted on 27th Jul 2007 by yashvant12 ] 2 IMPRESSING CLIENTS..     IMPRESSING CLIENTS.. I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the lounge, I notice Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. I was meeting with a very important ... [submitted on 27th Jul 2007 by yashvant12 ] 2 Wife Wanted     A man inserted an ' ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine. ... [submitted on 25th Jul 2007 by jollyuncle ] 2 Real Smartness     Isn't our Principal a dummy, said a boy to a girl. Do you know who I am? asked the girl. No. I'm the principal's daughter. And do you know who I am? asked the boy. No, she replied. Thank Go ... [submitted on 17th Jul 2007 by jollyuncle ] 2 One riddle and some jokes     A riddle: You are staying in a hotel on the second floor; just imagine that there is a fire in the hotel. Then what will you do? Possible answers: Jump out of the window; take the staircase, etc. S ... [submitted on 13th Jul 2007 by agrasen ] 5 Smartness     Mussadi Lal - without a licence was going in the Car. The traffic police caught him and asked for the licence. He told I know the IG. All police saluted him. After some time he says but the IG does n ... [submitted on 20th Jun 2007 by jollyuncle ] 2 Lawyers     Mussadi Lal - without a licence was going in the Car. The traffic police caught him and asked for the licence. He told I know the IG. All police saluted him. After some time he says but the IG does n ... [submitted on 20th Jun 2007 by jollyuncle ] 2 Lawyers     Did you hear that the Post Office just release the latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on ... [submitted on 20th Jun 2007 by jollyuncle ] 9 KUCHCH HANSAIYAN     Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Girl: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Girl: To phir rehne do... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Rav ... [submitted on 17th Jun 2007 by agrasen ] 2 Enough of Sardar jokes.......Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!     Enough of Sardar jokes……………..Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!! !! 1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called? IngumDax 2) Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage. 3) Why ... [submitted on 16th Jun 2007 by ssumit ] 2 jokes     Ek bar Santa Antartica mein rahna gaya. Banta: Oh, kaisa hai waha ka mausam? Itni thand mein kaise rah rahe ho? Santa: Mere paas branded "candle" hain na! Banta: Bas...! Sirf candle...? Au ... [submitted on 12th Jun 2007 by shael ] 3 Santa-Banta     Ek bar Santa ne apni girlfriend ko message kiya. "Aaj mere ghar pe koi nahin hai, toh tum aaja na." Santa ki girlfriend ye message padhkar uske ghar pohchi. Par darwaje pe tala laga tha. Aur tal ... [submitted on 12th Jun 2007 by sampleagee ] 2 Kittu     Sir: Kittu, kal tum absent kyun the? Kittu: Sir, kal mein girgaya aur mujhe jor ki lagi. Sir: Kahan gire aur kya lagi? Kittu: Kal main bistar pe gira aur mujhe jor ki neend lagi. ... [submitted on 11th Jun 2007 by sampleagee ] 2 Desi Jokes     Ek bar Santa Antartica mein rahna gaya. Banta: Oh, kaisa hai waha ka mausam? Itni thand mein kaise rah rahe ho? Santa: Mere paas branded "candle" hain na! Banta: Bas...! Sirf candle...? Aur t ... [submitted on 11th Jun 2007 by sampleagee ] 3 Desi Joke     Santa aur Banta ne ek jahaj kharida aur apne 300 doston ke saath use chalane gaye. Achanak ship ruckgaya aur bina kuch wajah ke dubgaya. kaise....? Ship ruck janepar 300 log ship ko dhakka dene ke ... [submitted on 9th Jun 2007 by sampleagee ] 2 Nice jokes     Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bat ... [submitted on 11th May 2007 by ssumit ] 3 Man's Life........     God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tired from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and ... [submitted on 29th Apr 2007 by shahid1969 ] 2 JUST FOR LAUGHS     Just for Laughs Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: F ... [submitted on 27th Apr 2007 by ssumit ] 2 what a coincidence!!!!     A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass o ... [submitted on 24th Apr 2007 by ssumit ] 2 Personality Test.     Whats ur personality! - chance to know about yourself The chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending a money. This test was devised by a famous team of psychologists f ... [submitted on 22nd Apr 2007 by maheshkopp ] 3 ONE LINERS     So Stupid... ONE LINERS •she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate". •she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. •sh ... [submitted on 21st Apr 2007 by ssumit ] 2 197 Results : << Prev   1 2 3 4 5 6 7   Next >> Post Article / Jokes