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sardar jumping from his office....
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and
shouted "Santa singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" .. ...
[submitted on 29th Sep 2004 by shyams ]
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college proff....
A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100
miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los
Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?"
O ...
[submitted on 29th Sep 2004 by shyams ]
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Detective Training
Three guys were pulled out of detective training for special attention,because they were not very bright. The police chief was interrogating them to determine if they were smart enough to become detec ...
[submitted on 29th Sep 2004 by shyams ]
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Height of Communication Gap
Mr.. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around
his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to
have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but unti ...
[submitted on 29th Sep 2004 by shyams ]
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fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a
fortune-teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went
inside and sat down.
"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed ...
[submitted on 29th Sep 2004 by shyams ]
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Banta's interview
Once Banta Singh attended an interview.
Interviewer: Give me the opposite for Made in India
Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer: Keep it up
Banta Singh: Put it down
Inte ...
[submitted on 29th Sep 2004 by shyams ]
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Different stages a man face during his life....
Before finding a Girl.....................Superman
After finding a Girl......................Spiderman
After Engaging with a Girl................Gentleman
After Marrying a Girl................... ...
[submitted on 29th Sep 2004 by shyams ]
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What's in name?
A boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look.
"Mom, why is my bigger brother named Thunderstorm?"
She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
Then he asked, "Why is my s ...
[submitted on 28th Sep 2004 by coolyogs ]
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Gujju Couple
A Gujju Couple were sitting at the breakfast table and the husband was
reading the ads in the paper.
He looked up and said, "Here is a
great sale on tires!"
His wife replied, "What ...
[submitted on 24th Sep 2004 by shyams ]
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An Indian and an American
An Indian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fungame. The Indian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so ...
[submitted on 28th Aug 2004 by coolyogs ]
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Chotu and Teacher
This is one of the classiest Hyderabadi joke you may ever come across.....
It's an old Hyderabadi nugget... Enjoy this..it is
really funny if u know Hyderabadi slang!
In Hyderabad we have o ...
[submitted on 20th Aug 2004 by tpnkr ]
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How Laloo Fixes his Son’s Marriage
***How Laloo Fixes his Son’s Marriage****
Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son.
Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Amb ...
[submitted on 16th Jun 2004 by saleem ]
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This 1 is 2 Much.......
One day a dog was running behind a sardar...
But the SARDAR was laughing..
1 man asked why u r so happy?
He said... " Ah Ah Ah....Mere paas Airtel mobile hai... But Still Hutch netw ...
[submitted on 25th May 2004 by sridharr ]
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Top 10 Blonde Inventions
Top 10 Blonde Inventions:
1. The water proof towel
2. Solar powered flash light
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejec ...
[submitted on 10th May 2004 by ananthn ]
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"Zoo Performer"
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
However, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his ...
[submitted on 8th May 2004 by ananthn ]
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santa and banta
> Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
> Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
> Banta Singh : Ok
> Interviewer : Made in India
> Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
> Interviewer : Keep ...
[submitted on 5th May 2004 by ananthn ]
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A Man on the Road
one day a man went on the road.There was a huge crowd on the side of the road sorrounding an accident.the man was so eager to see who was there on hte ground. He tried to get in to the crowd which was ...
[submitted on 1st May 2004 by vallamboy ]
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