Desi Jokes Post Yours FREE 197 Results : << Prev   1 2 3 4 5 6 7   Next >> Santa and DTC buses     Joke 1 Santa Singh and Banta Singh are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when Banta Singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to he ... [submitted on 8th Jul 2005 by kunal1980 ] 2 Banta Singh     Once Banta singh went to buy a Indian Flag on Independence day. The shopkeeper showed him different size flags. Banta asked the Shopkeeper a question for which Shopkeeper fainted. Guess What ... [submitted on 4th Jul 2005 by ksvinod ] 2 Laloo Yadav     Once an American minister invited his counter-part minister Indian minister to visit his country. After the official meeting the American invited his counter part to his home. Please feel comfortable ... [submitted on 3rd Jul 2005 by ksvinod ] 1 Santa & Banta     Santa and Banta singhs---- Once santa was admitted in a hospital and to the same hospital Banta was also admitted, infact they were next to each other in the same hall. Santa: Well Banta, how c ... [submitted on 28th Jun 2005 by ksvinod ] 1 Definition of Sardhar Ji     Can you describe sardharji? Here it goes !!!! Sardhar ji is a person who peeps through a key hole of a glass door. ... [submitted on 28th Jun 2005 by ksvinod ] 1 chinese child     Sardhar ji couple didn't want their 3rd child, since they read in the paper that every 3rd child born on this earth is chinese. So they didn't want to have a chinese child. ... [submitted on 28th Jun 2005 by ksvinod ] 1 Sardhar Ji Joke     Once a sardhar ji was praying to God beside the road. He was thanking God very much for not being on his donkey , which he just lost. He was praising God for being merciful on him. A person was watc ... [submitted on 26th Jun 2005 by ksvinod ] 1 You can never trick God     Once a person just went into the mountains and shouted into the sky, " GOD are you there? Are you listening to me" Then he recieves a reply "YES I am listening" Man: God is it that you spoke to ... [submitted on 26th Jun 2005 by ksvinod ] 2 Woodcutter story in New era !!!     Once upon a time in a small city lived a happily married couple. After the night's dinner, the couple went for a walk beside the lake. Unfortunately the wife slips on the walk-way and falls into the l ... [submitted on 22nd Jun 2005 by ksvinod ] 1 joke     Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many w ... [submitted on 24th May 2005 by vmmohan ] 2 sher     Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi Bheegi main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai ... [submitted on 24th May 2005 by vmmohan ] 1 Sardar ke bagiche me     Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped thae, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chatri pakadke dal na!. ... [submitted on 17th May 2005 by rksheth ] 2 Sardar - Shadi - female     American gora bola - hamare yahan shadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Sardar - kamal hai, hamare yahan toh female se hoti hai! ... [submitted on 17th May 2005 by rksheth ] 1 English man asks Sardar     English man asks Sardar: “Hello, how do u do? Sardar: “I don’t know abt u, but we remove ur clothes n do.” ... [submitted on 17th May 2005 by rksheth ] 1 Sardar to a Friend:     Sardar to a Friend: Please do not send me cheap messages, as I am 4m a very rich family. We r in the iron n steel business. Some days I iron n other days I steal….<) ... [submitted on 17th May 2005 by rksheth ] 1 Sardar - Ek ladki     Sardar: Ek Ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga, Dusari ladki ko dekha toh waisa laga. Dono se jab jute pade toh ek jaisa laga: ... [submitted on 17th May 2005 by rksheth ] 1 Hutch network follows     A mad stray dog on seeing a sardarji’s beard ran to bite him, on seeing the dog, sardar feels proud of himself & says: where ever u go, Hutch network follows! ... [submitted on 17th May 2005 by rksheth ] 1 Sardarji - SMS     Sardarji sent a sms to his pregnant wife. A few seconds latter he received a report n started dancing. Report read: SARDARNI DELIVERED. ... [submitted on 17th May 2005 by rksheth ] 1 Sardar - Train     Why did sardar refuse 2 have sex in train? Because he read the sign “Chalu train mein Chadna mana hai”. ... [submitted on 17th May 2005 by rksheth ] 1 Santa Singh and Banta Singh in ATM counter     One day Santa was drawing money from the ATM counter. Banta was standing behind in the queue and following him. Then he said to Santa " I have seen your password". Santa: "Really? Ok. Tell me what i ... [submitted on 11th Mar 2005 by mbrental ] 1 Wedding invitation     || Shree Khaa Naa Ya Namaha || Mrs. and Mr. Sambhar Chatni Request the pleasure of the company of Mrs. & Mr. Idli On the occasion of the Marriage of their grandson, SADA DOSA (Son of Mrs. ... [submitted on 2nd Feb 2005 by dsnath ] 1 Disorder in the American Courts     These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of stayin ... [submitted on 23rd Jan 2005 by dsnath ] 3 Sample leave letters     his is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India. 1. A student's leave letter : "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage i cannot attend th ... [submitted on 23rd Jan 2005 by dsnath ] 1 Do u smoke............     A man sees another man leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smo ... [submitted on 26th Oct 2004 by aashirvaad ] 1 Sardarji..................     sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women ... [submitted on 26th Oct 2004 by aashirvaad ] 2 Do u receive calls regularly?     • Jugnu Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I a ... [submitted on 26th Oct 2004 by aashirvaad ] 1 Affairs     The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhauste ... [submitted on 24th Oct 2004 by coolyogs ] 3 An IAS Interview     One young man went for an IAS Interview. "When did India get independence" He was asked. "The efforts began many years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied. "Who was responsible for o ... [submitted on 9th Oct 2004 by coolyogs ] 1 Girls are inteliigent than Boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine “Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She co ... [submitted on 2nd Oct 2004 by coolyogs ] 6 untold secrets of married life     Here's the untold secret of married life....!!! A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & lo ... [submitted on 29th Sep 2004 by shyams ] 2 197 Results : << Prev   1 2 3 4 5 6 7   Next >> Post Article / Jokes