Desi Jokes Post Yours FREE 200 Results : << Prev   1 2 3 4 5 6 7   Next >> DESI JOKE     MUSKARAIYE Nav Dampati se photographer ne kahaa; Muskaraiye - taaki aapko yaad rahe, aap kabhi muskarate bhi the ... [submitted on 19th Apr 2006 by agrasen ] 1 A joke     Wife: You know we have been married 38 years. Man: Sorry, dear, but I can't remember that far back. ... [submitted on 19th Apr 2006 by agrasen ] 1 Poor guy!!!!!!!!     A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, w ... [submitted on 8th Apr 2006 by aslambhai ] 1 side business     one lady to Dr.-mere side ai ek hole kar do.Dr.-why Lady- mujhe side business bhi karna hai ... [submitted on 28th Mar 2006 by awadhisur ] 1 Wedding invitation     Mr & Mrs tasmac invites wedding on their son Mr.nepolian with Ms.kalyani time:10 quarter to 11 qrt pm Kalyani mandapam Monitor hall Light music: Bagpiper& sandpiper With best compliments fro ... [submitted on 24th Mar 2006 by meriiputta ] 1 naughtyy boy     Rab se paani maanga to saagar diya, Phool maanga to bagicha diya, Ghar maanga to mehal diya, Jab maine rab ko hi maang liya to ussne mujhe aap jaisa pyaara dost diya Jiss taraf dekho udhar tum ... [submitted on 22nd Mar 2006 by vikashdr ] 1 bhola re bhola     Bholaji is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and th ... [submitted on 10th Mar 2006 by sathyank ] 1 The husband store     A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may vis ... [submitted on 7th Feb 2006 by aslambhai ] 4 Software engineers ..     There was a good old barber in Mumbai. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you ... [submitted on 2nd Feb 2006 by aslambhai ] 1 I just love hearing it !!     A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife repl ... [submitted on 1st Feb 2006 by aslambhai ] 1 SARDAR JOKE # 2     Mr. Jaswanth Singh went to a grocery stores collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items. Singh asked " Where is the fat ?" , Person d ... [submitted on 30th Jan 2006 by shafeeq10 ] 1 SARDAR JOKE # 1     Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought and ... [submitted on 30th Jan 2006 by shafeeq10 ] 1 LOVE LETTER FROM A HR     Have you ever wondered how a HR Manager can write a love letter to his girl friend. Look at this .... To, Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Juli ... [submitted on 30th Jan 2006 by shafeeq10 ] 1 Dhanno and Basanti (Sholey Film)     Basanti: Bhaag Dhano aaj teri Basanti ki Ijjat ka Sawaal hai. Dhano: Teri ijat gayi bhaad me, mere pichay gabbar ke 20 ghoday paday hai. ... [submitted on 29th Jan 2006 by saleem ] 1 He said, she said...     HE: Ander Gya? SHE: Haan Gya HE: Dukha Kya? SHE: Jara b ni HE: Acha laga? SHE: Bahut jada HE: Chotu chal fatafat madam ka sandle pack kar ... [submitted on 29th Jan 2006 by saleem ] 1 Mirza Ghalib...     Once, mirza ghalib, the gr8 shayar, is caught doing susu outside his mehbooba's house.... she says.. "kya kar rahe ho...??" he says.... "khoya hua hoon main itne ghum mein tere vaaste...." "khoya ... [submitted on 29th Jan 2006 by saleem ] 1 Hydro joke     A beggar goes to a house and says " baba Allah ka naam pa kuch daydu" a woman replies from inside "tamatay(tomatoes) khu". He says again "baba Allah ka naam pa kuch daydu" again woman says "tamatay ... [submitted on 24th Jan 2006 by tauseef05 ] 1 Dr. Manish Sinha, a psychotherapist....     Dr. Manish Sinha, a psychotherapist, has employeed a sardar painter to paint his name plate. He instructed the sardar to give ample space between the words, and left for his clinic. On his return i ... [submitted on 23rd Jan 2006 by saleem ] 1 IF PRINCE CHARLES DECIDES TO RE-MARRY ....     YEAR 1981 ---------------- 1. PRINCE CHARLES GOT MARRIED 2. LIVERPOOL CROWNED CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE 3. AUSTRALIA LOST THE ASHES 4. POPE DIED YEAR 2005 ---------------- 1. PRINCE CH ... [submitted on 23rd Jan 2006 by saleem ] 1 This could be you...     *Check this mail out, it got some french words in it, sorry* It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the cour ... [submitted on 4th Jan 2006 by tauseef05 ] 2 How to define a Hyderabadi!     To you all Hyderabadis (or ex), thought you might find this amusing! Khaikho ? Can you define Hyderabadi? If no, read this..........Kaun hai Hyderabadi? 1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A ... [submitted on 22nd Dec 2005 by tauseef05 ] 0 Man goes to heaven     A man died and went to heaven, As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, " What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered," Those ... [submitted on 19th Dec 2005 by tauseef05 ] 1 Real reason for Amitabh's Stomach ache     Here's Real reason for Amitabh's Stomach ache... 1) excessive intake of chvanprash 2) pepsi zyada ho gayi 3) hajmola kam pad gaya 4) bhool se asian paints kha liya hoga ... [submitted on 10th Dec 2005 by saleem ] 1 Jokes for 18 plus Junta     ****Jokes for 18 plus Junta.....***** Why NEWTON was shocked when he saw a Beautiful Girl nude???? Ans : He found something in himself going against his own "Law of Gravity" !!! ********* ... [submitted on 10th Dec 2005 by saleem ] 1 Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...     Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her... 1) Nahi.................??? 2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare....... 3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar s ... [submitted on 26th Nov 2005 by saleem ] 1 Get your recruitment fundas right...     Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right Job? If yes, try this simple experiment. Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open w ... [submitted on 31st Oct 2005 by saleem ] 1 Stages of Man     Before finding a Girl - Superman After finding a Girl - Spiderman After Engaging with a Girl - Gentleman After Marrying a Girl - Watchman 5 Years after marriage - Doberman !!!! ... [submitted on 7th Oct 2005 by saleem ] 1 How to do convert a bus into a female??     How to do convert a bus into a female?? . . . . . . Come late to the bus stop … Bus 'MISS' ho jayegi!!! ... [submitted on 6th Oct 2005 by saleem ] 1 There was a movie released called "GAVASKAR" in Australia     Pichle saal ki baat hai.. There was a movie released called "GAVASKAR" in Australia. Apna Sunil Gavaskar felt very proud about it. He went personally to watch the movie and check out how his image ... [submitted on 5th Oct 2005 by saleem ] 1 Just too good...read slowly till the end     Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. > Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho." > > Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya, > Bahar jaake taxiwale se poonc ... [submitted on 4th Oct 2005 by saleem ] 1 200 Results : << Prev   1 2 3 4 5 6 7   Next >> Post Article / Jokes