Desi Jokes Post Yours FREE 197 Results : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7   Next >> joke     Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate ke ... [submitted on 18th Mar 2013 by raju ] 0 Husband & Wife     संता की सुहागरात पर उसके पिता ने उ ... [submitted on 9th Sep 2011 by ujjain90 ] 4 Joks     Jisko koyal samja wo kauwa nikla, dost hamra hauwa nikla, jo roka krte the hame pine se,unhi ki jeb se aaj pauwa nikla. ... [submitted on 14th Aug 2011 by arunkhan ] 2 african and indian     African lady smoking in a hotel Indian: u no smoking is bad for ur health. African: u no ma grandmother lived to be 105 years old Indian: by smoking? African: no minding her own damn business ... [submitted on 2nd Jun 2011 by suhnny ] 1 How I Met Your Mother: "The Exploding Meatball Sub"     The challenge the writers of How i met your mother have faced with the Ted-Zoey relationship - since it's established from the outset that she isn't The Mother - is how to keep it interesting even tho ... [submitted on 12th Apr 2011 by haylee ] 1 xxxx     Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo De k khushi us k sary gham chura lo. Pyar aisa kro k sub dekhte reh jaen Parosan bi aa k kahe mjhe bi apni bewi bana lo ... [submitted on 24th Mar 2011 by anita123 ] 10 yaar     Ek baar GOD ne meri Memory ko Delete kareke pucha koi Doast yaad hai ? Maine Tumhara naam liya GOD bole saala pura format mara Phir bhi VIRUS nahi gaya ... [submitted on 14th Jul 2010 by mahi ] 2 jokes     Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance? A: I don't know and I don't care! Q: What's white and hangs down from a cloud? A: The coming of the lord. ... [submitted on 29th May 2009 by vedaiguna ] 2 not to kids     Ek Ladaki people ne phenkehuye nimbu apane hole me zel rahi thi. people ne poocha.... people: tum ye kam America me karogi to bahoot paisa milega Ladaki: meri maa already america me hai wo tarbo ... [submitted on 23rd May 2009 by kurundwade ] 2 NICE JOKES     Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! ***** Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know ... [submitted on 9th Apr 2009 by aharik1 ] 2 ethum veruthe yanu     oru katha parayam pakhe arodum parayaruth ketto ithu ente kathayanu ee katha kelkan thalpariam ullavar janumayi contact cheyyuka mail is awian at yahoo. com by ... [submitted on 25th Jan 2009 by salees ] 2 EXPERT ADWISE     People saying.... DARU PINE SE ZINDGI K PROBLEM SOLVE NAHI HOTE.... But I think.... WESE TO DUDH PINE SE BHI PROBLEM SOLVE NAHI HOTE... ... [submitted on 9th Dec 2008 by opposite08 ] 2 Maa Bate se     Maa Bate se Kahan gaye the? beta maa date pe gaye tha. Maa kisliye? Beta haan maa bohut kiss liye. ... [submitted on 24th Nov 2008 by naveed1985 ] 2 MAKING IMPORVEMENTS:     Making Improvements “Grandpa, did God make you?” “Yes.” “Did he make me?” “Yes.” “I guess He’s doing better work now.” ... [submitted on 16th Nov 2008 by agrasen ] 1 jokes     santa asks taxi .Driver : Golden Temple jaoge ?? Taxi Driver haa jauga.. Santa ne jeb se polythene nikala aur kaha. wapsi pe mere liye langer le aana !! ... [submitted on 21st Sep 2008 by mahi ] 1 kitab     kash ae khuda tumne hame kitab banaya hota, haseenae hame padte padte so jaati aur sine se lagaya hota. ... [submitted on 29th Aug 2008 by cool123 ] 2 PURANI YAADEIN     Can you remember any of these: 1. Sookh sookh patti, chandan-gotti; raja laya, mahal banaya, ek anokhi rani laya, raja rani khade jharokhe, sooraj chamke, patti sokhe. 2. Mein chhipana jaant ... [submitted on 4th Jul 2008 by agrasen ] 1 TODAY'S JOKE:     An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while ... [submitted on 16th May 2008 by agrasen ] 3 ORIGIN OF MANKIND:     The Origin of "Mankind" Inbox X Reply to all Forward Reply by chat Filter messages like this Print Add to Contacts list Delete this message Report phishing Report not phishing ... [submitted on 8th May 2008 by agrasen ] 2 some jokes:     A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of ... [submitted on 26th Apr 2008 by agrasen ] 1 Mrg. Proposal - Jolly Uncle     Veeru proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Veeru : Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? JOLLY UNCLE ... [submitted on 12th Jan 2008 by jollyuncle ] 1 Revenge - Jolly Uncle     Veeru : Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena. Basanti : Aise kyo kah rahe ho? Veeru : Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai! Jolly Uncle jollyuncle.com ... [submitted on 12th Jan 2008 by jollyuncle ] 2 Double Standard - Jolly Uncle     Basant : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Mein Pregnant hu! Veeru: It's a very good News, we will celebrate it. Basanti : Shadi se pahle bapuji ko bataya tha ... [submitted on 12th Jan 2008 by jollyuncle ] 3 Different Opinion     Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Mein Pregnant hu! Veeru: It's a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi th ... [submitted on 4th Jan 2008 by jollyuncle ] 2 Intellegent wife - JOLLY UNCLE     Husband to Wife - You will never succeed in making that dog obey you. Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you at first. JOLLY UNCLE www.jollyuncle.com ... [submitted on 19th Dec 2007 by jollyuncle ] 2 A MEETING WITH THE BOARD:     A Meeting With the Board After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger. “You misundersto ... [submitted on 8th Dec 2007 by agrasen ] 1 Friendship - Jolly Uncle     Veeru : I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you. Jay : Me too, after you leave for office. jollyuncle.com ... [submitted on 16th Nov 2007 by jollyuncle ] 1 THE GUARDIAN ANGEL ON THE JOB     Guardian Angel on the Job A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped ... [submitted on 10th Nov 2007 by agrasen ] 2 LET'S LAUGH A LITTLE - AFTERALL IT IS DIWALI     ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Ramesh Mehta Date: Oct 25, 2007 9:15 AM Subject: Enjoy... To: all@all.com Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. ... [submitted on 6th Nov 2007 by agrasen ] 3 OH THESE SINDHIS....     A very successful Sindhi parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GTin at the front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the kerb and c ... [submitted on 30th Oct 2007 by agrasen ] 2 197 Results : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7   Next >> Post Article / Jokes